Fancy intra-squad scrimmages you say…
During the winter months when other clubs’ players are in colleck doing sports stuff the 🦔s scrimmage ourselves. Color Games. We pretend these are real games, wearing our uniforms so we can get sweet, sweet instagram pics, but they’re fake indeed.
We are fake news.
We don’t remember the scores, we do remember that Adam Kornuth is a terrible referee, and that the Hogs defeated Reinhardt because they crashed our Fake News Bowl in January. There you go, NAIA 🥇🥇🥇
If you were a Hog you could do this too.
These two teams hate each other!
I wants to play too!
Rivals for lyfe.
Convincing advertising. Tacos!
This ref is hot garbage, and his scooter is evil.